Optimising My Work Computer

My work computer, despite having the unfounded reputation of being reasonably clever is notoriously difficult to wake up and get going on mornings. Mimesis, one might call it.

Anyway, at the moment, in my down time (what little there is) I'm looking up how to light a fire under the bitch.

I realise that posting about optimising my computer won't get me in with the cool kids and I also realise that people who are blissfully unaware that their work computer sucks worse than it should are much, much happier than me. But if you're not interested in improvement than I hold you in the same regard as those who don't know how to fecking ask the google machine.

I don't think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday

-- Abraham Lincoln

Here's what I've got so far:

• Most of the stuff I'm planning to try comes from 99 things to make your computer blazingly fast
• A lot of the stuff from the site can be accomplished by using CCleaner effectively

Anyway I'll let you know how the rest works out.

If you've got any quick tips please comment...